I told you I’d come up with an awesome way to come back to blogging.

By definition, Shaman are treehuggers. Not in the “we mana tap resto druids” way, but in the “lol I talking 2 spirits,” saving paper, Al Gore kind of way. Because of our innate greenocity, and the fact that Azeroth has no working computers, famous shaman like Thrall have never managed to get a Ventrilo working.
However, [...]

Do work, son.

I’m in the middle of an assigment for my Romanticism class that is actually drastically more difficult then I ever imagined, so I’ll keep this brief- the stats for shaman t10 are up on mmo-champion! They are available here.
Looking it over, a few things come to mind:
They’re itemized pretty nicely. There’s some haste on a [...]

Race Matters.

It’s been two weeks since the super-masculine cow Elam fell into a pot of radioactive waste from Coilfang Reservoir and was transformed into the super-mascule female orc Elam…and I couldn’t be happier.
Between 2 @Elam threads, 3 people logging on level 1s on Black Dragonflight before my avatar updated to ask what I changed to (after [...]

Hours Behind!

While I heard the news of this about 14 hours ago at 10:00AM, I was unfortunately not able to respond due to the giant mindfuck of having a proposal for my Shakesperean tragedy research paper to work on,(Srsly, 3 hours in the library for a proposal! What is this shit!?) among other things. You know, [...]

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Because I heal so much.

I have a problem with self-esteem, it seems. You see, both times I approached level caps on Elam (both Burning Crusade and WoTLK), I specced resto right off the bat and healed my way through 10 naxx, Karazhan, Magheridon’s Lair, Sartharion, and more, all the while gobbling off offset pieces in the hopes that one [...]

The Definition of an “EP” Value.

Des’ Simming Service (http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=20677632588&sid=1) seems to have taken off, but I saw at least two responses of “thank you, now I have to figure out what it means!” In response to those responses (lolrepetition!), I figured I’d start a mirror thread, for defining what an EP value is and for people to ask questions about [...]

New PTR build is out!

I have to skedaddle to raid tonight, but I thought I’d share these tantalizing teasers real quick.

Item – Shaman T10 Restoration 2P Bonus – Your Riptide spell grants 20% spell haste for your next spellcast.
Item – Shaman T10 Restoration 4P Bonus – Your Chain Heal critical strikes cause the target to heal for 25% of [...]

When In Doubt, Raid.

We had to cancel our Hard Mode Wednesday and Thursday raids this week. Again. It’s now something like the fourth week in a row. It’s none of our raiders’ faults- a good twenty of us have been online, prepared, and ready to go every week. However, due to insane holy paladin initiates (rage quit because [...]

3.2.2 and you! (Lol rhymes. :x)

The happiest day of the month (or most dreaded, dependent on who you are) is finally here, bringing with it a sleu of nerfstoenhancepvpD: minor-yet-fun changes to Enhancement PVE, as well as the return of a lovable-yet-diabolical dragon with a bad attitude (and no basis in lore! ) Now, on to the meaty stuff: [...]

Icebound + Judgement of Wisdom= Sense?

In reference to Lissanna over at Restokin, and because Blog Azeroth opened the question up to be answered, I’ve spent the past 12ish hours pondering: If I could change/remove/seperate/annihilate/lick any talent in the enhancement tree, what would it be? After less than 5 minutes of thinking, I had the answer: the rest of the day [...]