Shaman on Ramen

www.surreality-guild.com

So, here’s the deal: We used to have a !#@$ing awesome warlock. He was a High Warlord, he was one of our highest dps, and he pretty consistently managed to not stand in fires, something that not all of our dps can brag about. Azargoth was the superman to our Daily Planet. Unfortunately, a month ago, our super-forsaken went off to start a band, because he’s just that bad ass.

Enter “that kid we all saw running around Silvermoon City sporting his ‘Death’s Demise’ title,” or “tool,” for short. As a friend of our Super-forsaken, and on his sage advice, we invited “tool” into our humble abode. He was mediocre ( though possibly one of our best recruits in a while which is not saying much about the quality of raiders we have applying atm), and while some of us questioned who carried him to Yogg 0 (read; whose desk was he kneeling under?), we were happy to have a warlock who could reliably drop summoning stones, gather Dark Nuclei on princes, and shoot weird balls of shadow from his fingers.

Unfortunately, not even 12 hours after his initiate stage was over and “tool” was promoted to the ranks of raider, at some ungodly early hour like 10AM, where decent, fun-loving people should be sleeping, “tool” peaced it like Gandhi back to the ranks of whatever dude he was sucking off’s guild, I guess desiring some more hardcore content for a decidedly softcore player. (Now, I’m not normally this bitter, but when I run our initiate channel and try and make myself available to every new player we have, it’s a pretty big slap in my face to not even mention to me that he had concerns about Surreality. Not gonna lie.)

So, all of this said, and my mini-rant over: Surreality is recruiting one warlock. We’d prefer it if you could go Illidan form and provide our mages with 82 billion spellpower or whatever, but destruction is ok. (Provided you bring the soul shards for portals. Fuck icecrown phasing.) Also, I think Liluye requires you be a forsaken. She has something against female orcs. (Also, don’t expect her to heal your demon. She doesn’t show pets in Grid, the jerk. ) ((Also also, everyone has something against blood elves, which is why the forsaken rule is enforced.))

Surreality (H: Black Dragonflight):

A) Is pretty awesome. We’re just cool people. Especially me. (Our bear has fleas, but he’s cool too.)

B) We’re a semi-casual raiding guild. We are -not- going to be getting server first kills. It’s not us. We’re not going to gkick you for not showing up for a hardmode raid because it’s your daughter’s ballet recital/your girlfriend scheduled a “meet the family” dinner/you rlyrly needed to finish that paper on string theory before midnight. It’s not us. Real life comes first.

C) We’re are going to work our hardest-being “semi-casual” is not an excuse for being bad- it’s a description that we have other stuff going on in our lives that we need to work around. We work our butts off on progression (when we have the people), and we expect everyone to come prepared with their flasks/potions of speeds/knowledge of what the fuck they’re doing.

D) We raid Tue-Wed-Thurs, 9:30-12:00 EST, which is also server time.(Though we ask you to be on at 9 for invites!) That’s 7.5 hours of commitment we ask from you- less than any job, significant other, or school ever will! ^_^

We’re pretty much only recruiting warlocks right now. Feel free to apply if you’re a class other than warlock, but we generally do not accept cross-server applicants just as a part of “we don’t want to be put in the position of looking like total douchebags when you turn out to suck” policy, but we are willing to part with that for really good warlocks.