Shaman on Ramen

A.) As quite a few of you may know, the original working title of my Enhancement Sticky was “A Totem Eclipse of the Heart.” I had to change the name on the forums because people are stupid and skipped over it, but I’m still quite taken by the name.

In homage to the name, everyone needs to watch this video, because everytime I’ve watched it in the past 6 months I’ve laughed my ass off.

B) People like to complain. A lot. Here is a list of the ten hottest qq items of the past month. (Note, I don’t necessarily agree with any of these. for the most part, I agree with none. Ok, maybe number 9.)
10. Moonkin’s wrath GCD caps in like Naxxramas-level gear, which makes gearing hard. Also, gladiator is not a talent in the Balance tree. Reroll restoration.
9. Cleansing Totems make DKs the damage-dealing version of a eunuch.
8. BEASTCLEAVE IS OP. (Wait, you mean the same Beastcleave that LOST MLG? Yea, that Beastcleave.)
7. Shadowpriests. (High dps on ptr, low dps on live, no dps in pvp, shadowform’s description is longer than the line’s at New Moon’s premiere, the only thing they hard counter is levels 1-79, etc. That whole thing.)
6. Nerf PMR. They’ve only been the best 3s team for 7 seasons or something. Only.
5. Rogue tier 9 gear makes Baby Jesus cry.
4. Rogue tier 10 gear makes Baby Raptor Jesus cry.
3. Protvp is like the sports car of the high school’s star quarterback. It looks impressive, and functions much better than other cars, but everyone thinks the guy driving it is a tool.
2. Arp makes non-warriors/combat rogues/feral druids/marksman hunter nerds rage. Good thing it’s being removed in Cataclysm.*
1. FROST MAGES R LYK DA BEST SPEC IN THE GAME AND THEIR POWER LEVEL IS OVER 9000 AND THEY RNT AFRAID OF ANYTHING.

*Except, it’s not. ARP is being removed from gear, but will remain in the “mastery system,” so that there might be a tad bit more control over it. It’s not gone for good, though.