Shaman on Ramen

I thought I’d throw this out there for anyone interested: Due to people being bad (as I’ve mentioned in previous posts), people being good (but having real lives), and people being stupid (and lying about being sick in order to join pug raids WHILE WE’RE STILL RAIDING), we’ve been forced to call a few hardmode nights. We’re fine 23-manning normal ToC and so on, but we can’t bullshit our way through hardmodes. To that end, we’re recruiting!

Surreality (H: Black Dragonflight):

A) Is pretty awesome. We’re just cool people. Especially me. (Our bear has fleas, but he’s cool too.)

B) We’re a semi-casual raiding guild. We are -not- going to be getting server first kills. It’s not us. We’re not going to gkick you for not showing up for a hardmode raid because it’s your daughter’s ballet recital/your girlfriend scheduled a “meet the family” dinner/you rlyrly needed to finish that paper on string theory before midnight. It’s not us. Real life comes first.

C) We’re are going to work our hardest-being “semi-casual” is not an excuse for being bad- it’s a description that we have other stuff going on in our lives that we need to work around. We work our butts off on progression (when we have the people), and we expect everyone to come prepared with their flasks/potions of speeds/knowledge of what the fuck they’re doing.

D) We raid Tue-Wed-Thurs, 9:30-12:00 EST, which is also server time.(Though we ask you to be on at 9 for invites!) That’s 7.5 hours of commitment we ask from you- less than any job, significant other, or school ever will! ^_^

E) We are recruiting the following:

• A DPS DK. Blood/Unholy/Frost doesn’t matter, as I’ve got buffs covered myself. Just know what you’re doing.
• A Sapling! We like trees and promise not to light you on fire.
• An arrow-shooting-person thingymabober. Using guns is cool too…I guess.
• A non-frost specced mage. I’d love frost to be viable in pve too…but it isn’t. D:
• Someone who can spam holy lights. (And do the other stuff holy paladins do.)
• No rogues. Srsly, we had like five the other day.
• A Critchicken. We really, really want a starfire spam owlbeast. Plz line up and apply.
• Soul-sucking warlocks.
• A Shadow priest. We somehow lost two to real life in the span of like a week.
• Deeps warriors. I think Arms is preferred for trauma or w/e, but fury is better for dps- I believe either works at this point.
• AN ENHANCEMENT SHAMAN. HINT FUCKING HINT. Not that we don’t love me or anything, but I guess for days I’m not here having another one present to steal my loot would be cool. Plus, you get to chillax and talk enhancement with me…which might bore you to death. I notice our guild leader and other resto shaman have stopped asking me about enhancement. It might be my intensity to blame. xD
• In reality, we’re recruiting most dps. If I didn’t mention you, try anyway. We’re a little high on melee atm, so any applications for a melee spot will likely be met with a more critical eye, and might require more riding the bench during full raids until we’re comfortable with you.

You can click on the shiny banner at the top of the page to apply, or just go to www.surreality-guild.com. Hope to see you guys app soon. ^_^

Edit: Something worth mentioning: We get very few cross-server applications. We really don’t want people spending real money to transfer over to find out they’re not really a good fit. To that end, I really, really encourage anyone considering this post to take some time to think it over, because it really is a big decision.